Black Widow Spiders are unnecessarily defensive creatures.
I found one gnawing on my leg yesterday.
But that's ok, because I unleashed my wrath upon her. She's dead now, I assume.
And then I went to the hospital.
Once I feel better, I'm going to dance (or hop) on her grave with my one good leg.
October 19 2005, 23:23:22 UTC 6 years ago